It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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