i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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