so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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