I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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