so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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