I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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