I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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