I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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