I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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