why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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