Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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