I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
