maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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