New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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