at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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