So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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