The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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