No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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