im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You were trust falling into bushes
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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