shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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