He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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