winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We are all done wearing pants today
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