One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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