There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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