Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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