i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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