Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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