Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
