but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i wish my penis had a tongue
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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