Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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