my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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