Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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