that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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