Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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