i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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