ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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