Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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