seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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