Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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