69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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