Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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