On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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