i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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