Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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