arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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