Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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