so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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