Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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