I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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