I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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