i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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