That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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