bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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