I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize