Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I wear drunk well.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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